NCAA Football Mascots was a recurring sketch on Late Night with Conan O'Brien where Conan, as a public service, would give viewers a sneak peek at some "lesser known" college football mascots.
Editions[]
March 14, 1996
- Northern Illinois "Spinning Mayor McCheese"
- Montana State "Seinfeld lookalikes"
- Drexel University "Catty ants"
- Mississippi Valley State "Gaseous wieners"
- Eastern Michigan University "Decapitated Conans"
- Portland University "Fake horses riding real horses"
March 21, 2000
- Fresno State "Fat Gandhis"
- Northern Arizona "Mummies with washboard abs"
- Butler University "Rolling jury
- South Carolina State "Incontinent wallets"
- Winthrop University "Gut-shot manatees"
- Utah State "Guys in plastic bags"
March 14, 2001
- Alabama State "Half-developed Polaroid"
- Iona College "Old man with the wrong theme music"
- Cal State Northridge "Bald monobrow prom queens"
- Monmouth University "Phobey, the fighting agoraphobic"
- Xavier University "Pro-life hamsters"
- Southern Utah "Invisible Chinese New Year dragon costume"
- University of Arkansas "Drowned redneck"
- St. Joseph's "Mating Liberty Bells"
November 14, 2001
- Iowa State "Mutated Snoopys"
- Alabama State "Crimson Tide poster"
- University of Maui (sic) "Horny Magnum P.I. puppets"
March 13, 2002
- Central Kansas (sic) "Middle aged guy who's way too into Ghostbusters"
- McNeese State "Dog with a really long tail"
- St. Bonaventure "Bonaduces"
- Alabama State "Dumb Jedi"
- Cleveland State "Blue Moe"
- Hampton College "Things that killed Elvis"
- Missouri State "Ostracized leprechaun"
- University of Massachusetts "Three-way"
January 2, 2003
- University of Wisconsin "Black Vikings"
- University of Toledo "Andrew Ridgeleys"
- Kansas State "Humping puppets"
- University of Iowa "Corn cob With cornrows"
- Maryland State (sic) "Copy of Hope Floats that no one has ever rented"
- University of Florida "Old lady with her hand stuck in a filing cabinet"
- Virginia Tech "Sodium atoms"
- Southern Miss "Regular sized David and little Goliath"
- Boston College "Upside-Down Scotsman"
- Yale "Coked-up werewolf"
March 27, 2003
- Austin Peay "Moron attempting to stop a fan with his tongue"
- Oklahoma State "Technical Academy Awards speech"
- Weber State "Old man trying to start a lawn mower"
- Butler University "Fighting urine sample"
- Chico State "Secretly gay announcer"
- Creighton University "Dueling Steve Van Zandt"
- Yale University "Coked-up werewolf"
- Seton Hall "Vomiting Kermit"
September 23, 2003
- University of Idaho "Birthing potato"
- Florida State "Afro helmets"
- Boston University "Gay Frankenstein"
- University of Terra Haute (sic) "Straight Richard Simmons"
- Temple University "Chinese Fabio"
- SUNY Buffalo "Guy with an actual handlebar mustache riding a bike with mustache handlebars"
- Colorado State "Gay Frankenstein hitting on Chinese Fabio"
- Clemson University "Fake cow with disco ball udders"
December 30, 2003
- Alabama State "Angry man on a tiny bicycle"
- Webster State "Tai chi Scotsmen"
- Iowa State "Bust of US Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman made from tainted meat"
- Gonzaga University "Kitten professor of physics"
- Texas Tech "Stealthy Frankenstein"
- Villanova "Drummer with ridiculously long sticks"
- South Carolina State "Strom Thurmond's other illegitimate children"
March 18, 2004
- St' Joseph's "Roller disco Earth"
- Manhattan College "Yard time Martha"
- Oklahoma State "Celebrity pig"
- University Of North Carolina "Reasons the Weinsteins never go out anymore"
- Princeton University "Friar trying to untangle extension cords"
- Gonzaga University "Unlikely gay marriage proposal"
- Liberty University "Spinning Mrs. Spock"
- Georgetown University "Constipated Washington Monument"
- Texas Tech "Caveman on a stripper pole"
November 23, 2004
- Florida State "Manatee gone wild"
- Akron University "Aykroids"
- University of New Hampshire "Closest thing to a black guy in New Hampshire"
- Oral Roberts University "Hungover God"
- Fresno State "John Tesh rolled up in a carpet"
- St. John's University "Ron Artest on Prozac"
March 24, 2005
- Louisiana State University "Bubble wrap Napoleon"
- Texas Tech "Binge drinking cobra"
- University of Chattanooga "Bearded lady who wants a baby"
- Wake Forest "Squirting baby fountain"
- Utah State University "Super cool sexy guy winking"
- University of West Virginia "Crystal meth lab accident"
- University of Niagara "Disappointing lover with rancid halitosis"
- University of Pittsburgh "Tandem prostate exam"
November 16, 2005
- Fresno State University "Fighting Federlines"
- MIT "Generating function for the oiler polynomials"
- University of Notre Dame "McHammer; the Irish MC Hammer"
- UCLA "Unsold tickets to Ben Affleck movies"
- Juliard "Male ballet dancer whose bulge looks vaguely like Don Zimmer"
- University of Alabama "Psychic rabbit"
- University of Iowa "Jug band Hitlers"
- SUNY Binghamton "Elton John Mr. Met"
March 15, 2006
- University of Illinois "Racecar bed virgin"
- Florida A&M "Revolving fat joke"
- Syracuse University "Starting lineup of the New York Knicks"
- University of Wisconsin "Secret service agent protected by presidents"
- Kent State "Steel Crotch Stephens"
- SUNY Binghamton "Hemophiliac Kool-Aid Man"
- Bob Jones University "Pimped out Jesus"
- University of Georgia "Cow with mad cow disease having sex with a bird with the bird flu"
December 4, 2006
- Boise State "Conjoined Vikings"
- Florida A&M "Roadkill squirrel"
- Florida State "Webcam manatee"
- Nebraska State "Racially healing Kramer"
- Louisiana State "Ken Doll that stuffs his pants with a gym sock"
- Purdue University "Kim Jong-Il stuck in a dryer"
March 15, 2007
- University of Illinois "S&M Lincoln"
- Boston College "Ted Kennedy passed out on a beanbag"
- Albany "Dunkin' munchkin covered with Dunkin' Munchkins"
- MIT "Guy who's proud MIT doesn't have a basketball team"
- University of Georgia "Mr. Peanut with an inner ear disorder"
- Yeshiva University "Reverse brys"
- Ithica College "Vigriffin"
- Cornell "Griffgoda"
- Notre Dame "Leprechaun with a pituitary gland disorder"
- Queens College "Mr. Met in an electric chair"
- University of Maryland "Terrapin on performance-enhancing drugs"
- Miami of Ohio "Seattle Space Needle wearing a Kentucky coonskin hat
- Amherst College "Lesbian Kiss"
- Texas Tech "Cheerleader with Tourette's Syndrome
- Rutgers University "Out of work Sopranos actor
- University of Maine "Porn star on a coffee break"
- Northern Illinois University "Really tall Dachshund"
March 21, 2008
- Drake "Blue denim devil in Daisy Dukes"
- Kansas State "Tandem combovers"
- St. Mary's "Beer bong nun"
- Indiana University "Kama Sutra skeletons"
- University of Illinois "Bigmouth Billy Bass who shares Barack Obama's views on the world"
- University of Minnesota "Mini Minnie Driver driving a Mini Cooper Mini"
- New York University "Governor Martin Van Buren getting a lap dance from Governor Thomas Dewey"
- Washington State "Hotdogging hot dog"
- University of Georgia "Two-Face Mr. Peanut"
- New York University "Brett Favre at the end of this season"
- University of California "Wi-fi hotspot prospector
- University of Alaska "Pregnant teen whose baby is also pregnant"
- Southern Methodist University "Copulating promise rings"
- George Washington University "Sarah Palin vs. Joe Biden drunken bar fight
January 8, 2009
- Wake Forest "Old man in basket of yarn"
- University of Iowa "Jackass rocking out way too hard to elevator music"
- University of Florida "Gator with gaydar"
- Florida A&M "Old lady on speed"
- University of Ohio "Bobcats attacking a guy named Bob Katz"
- Duke "Blue Man Groupie"
- Boston College "Cat that's too big for the maze it's in"
- New York University "Only hooker you can afford in this economy"
Trivia[]
- Texas Tech and Alabama State University are tied for most mascots introduced in this sketch, with four each.